I have a confession to make...
I'm no longer in love with Sade.
She was too... snobyish for me...
I mean...I've written her exactly 2945 letters, 14215 emails, I also collect her nails, hairs, and have a wall in my bedroom just for her.
I've extensively written telegraphs, I've tried to call her, fax her, I even trained pigeons to follow her wherever she went...
And nothing.... She doesn't answer me or return my calls. Even worse, every time I try to contact her, her boyfriend attacks me and roughs me up. One day the police even arrested me. But even though I'll receive a restraining order if I get within 1 kilometer of her, I'll always love her...
Anyways, not everything is lost....
Coz now I've found a new love, and her name is Ayo...She has the voice of the sea hitting the shore. If ever there was a voice that could immediatly make me smile, ayo's would be it.
She plays and sings neo-soul/jazz...and as soon as I can I'll follow her wherever she goes, coz ' she's mine....only mine... muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
RIAA this if you like: Sade (I love you...), Jill Scott, Goapele, Erykah Badu, India Arie.
9/10 coz' giving her a 10 would be stating the obvious, that she's perfect
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