Well I don’t often say this but damn watching 300 half naked men was quite well how to say this without sounding gay….. reverting. (Mr. Piggy: erm, but you are gay...)
Yes this movie by far is the best I’ve seen since Sin City.
The same dudes who created Sin City are the same guys who were involved in this master piece.
Let me give you one word that can encapsulate this great art piece ….. Eish!
Lics Gained
The story takes place in Greece but the cool thing is that its all in English (1st lic)
There are some really hot chics in this flick and guess what… we get to see their breasts. (2nd lic)
The movie doesn’t have a complicated storyline, not many things you have to
remember in order to put the ending together. (3rd lic plus bonus ½ )
The fight scenes were slowed down so every lil bit of detailed thrusts of spear could seen entering and exiting the would be victims (nice one!) (4th lic)
Not to give too much away but every1 dies, I guess that’s where the Greek tragedy saying comes from. (5th lic for education)
lics Lost
Ok this is not nice but I have to say it, I didn’t like seeing the black Persian dudes dying in the first fighting scene at least save that stuff for later like when the actual movie starts, man that was cold made thing of Apartheid and shit. (-1 lic)
The guys names were rather long and hard to remember, like the king shit what was his name Spartacus?, next time please give the main character a easy name to remember like Steve or Mike. (-1 lic)
Other than that it was a really stupendous movie (4 ½ lics)
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